If you're wondering why winter has had a tight grip on our weather this year, I'm here to shed some light. And to assure you, spring is right around the corner. Greek mythology.
Realistically, spammers aren't coming to 'read' anything I have to say. Still, just in case one turns up, I want to cinquain them with a little warning about their last boat trip.
Imagine: the ferryman rowing you to the fifth circle over the Styx River. Dumping you overboard to fight each other and drown in the muddy waters for eternity.