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Gramms Doesn’t Quiz, She Knows You For Good Reasons #dVerse

I have a crazy and unanticipated reaction to show you about one of my lovely
grandmother’s reason and unreason.

This poem saw a first draft in an April 2021 NaPoWriMo challenge. I hope you enjoy
it this time.

'Twas the hottest summer in record years
when the thermostat caught our town unawares

'Twas then Gramms forbade I set a foot outdoors
where tarred streets sizzled, scalded streetwise soles

'Twas when in my hammock, dressed feet in the air
that I happened on Ma. Spider, with the eerie stare

'Twas when the curtains melted mute to the floor
that I heard Gramms pounding down the flimsy door

'Twas then the heat and coughing took hold of me
ripped my lungs to pieces, brought me to my knees

'Twas just like Gramms to snatch me by the earlobes
she don't quiz you nor knows to wait for diagnoses

'Twas not my intent to light the house on fire
all's I hoped was for spider to stop rousing my ire

'Twas she, who saved us, got me an air-blower
once she boxed my ear and dumped my top in the pissoir

'Tis Gramms I remember most fondly of all
her reason and unreason-- 'tis gramms, 'tis gramms


© 2023 selmamartin.com

Written for dVerse, where Sarah is hosting and asks us to write something about
our grandmothers.

I had the privilege of getting to know my two Grandmamas. They were no-nonsense
ladies who I know loved me immensely. And I them. They both died at the advanced
age of 96. Thankfully, after meeting my husband and boys.

This year, Ami would have been 115 and Ala 110. R.I.P. my sweet abuelitas.

Ami, my paternal grandmother, would be today’s protagonist of the tad-bit
exaggerated creative non-fiction story/poem.
Thanks for reading.

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  1. Sherry Marr

    I LOVE the wonderful photo up top! Really enjoyed your poem and your gramm’s heroic rescue. Had to smile at the boxed ears.

    1. Selma Martin

      A great photo I liked as well. 👏
      And about that boxed ear 🤣 that’s the way it was back then.
      But then she bought me an air-blower (an old word for a fan) … 😂 She was nice, you see. I just needed to remember that lesson.
      I don’t mind it that you laughed. I laugh too. 🤭 thanks so much for reading. XoXo

  2. Ingrid

    She sounds like quite the character, Selma!

    1. Selma Martin

      My father’s mother was quite the character. Xoxo

  3. Annette Rochelle Aben

    I love learning about Grandmothers, as was not fortunate to grow with any f mine! <3

    1. Selma Martin

      Sad to know. I would have shared 💐
      Thanks for commenting my sweet, Annette. XoXo

  4. Jim

    Nice report on your experience with your grandma. I’m taking it as you are the writer as telling. Your “tarred streets sizzled” caught my eye as I am very sensitive of the dog walkers walking on the hot cement sidewalks. “Hey you, get you dog in the grass and off the hot!!”
    My mom would have been 112 this July, she died at 88. Dad lived to be 97. My grandmother lived to be 96. This is on Dad’s side, I don’t know right off Mom’s side info grandmother info. To me, Grandma there was a step- mom, her mother died when Mom was seven. (Died of the flu, 1917, Mom brought it home from school.)
    ..

    1. Selma Martin

      resending, as it didn’t make it to your inbox as I’d intended. Thanks for your lovely thoughts:
      You’re sweet for sharing that with me, my friend, Jim. Bless your kind heart about the dogs. Have a great week and a great new month, my friend. xoxo

  5. Cheryl, Gulf Coast Poet

    What a heartwarming story, beautifully told in verse! Selma, your Gramms was certainly a strong woman, but kind and loving. My strong, loving Grandma, though she never hit me, was pretty outspoken! I feel very fortunate to have known her.

    1. Selma Martin

      Boxed my ear for starting a fire! The only time she did that! I guess she was more scared than me 😱
      And then She bought me a Fan 😂
      Thanks so dearly for engaging with me. I bless you. XoXo

  6. sarahsouthwest

    She must have been horrified! Great story, lots of pace.

    1. Selma Martin

      Grandma must have been horrified about that fire– yes, I bet she was indeed. Thanks for the great prompt. Blessings to you.

    1. Selma Martin

      Sorry to know your grandmothers have been gone that long. I bet they’re looking down at you though. Yay.
      A n d, especially today, your birthday (I just heard)!! Yay, again. Birthdays are fun events. Bless you and wish you many more. Thanks for reading my piece. Have a fantastic new year around the sun. xoxo

  7. rajkkhoja

    Love the picture. I like. I remembered my grandmother.
    Wonderful world use in. You have to so love feeling your grandmother.
    What a heartwarming story.

    1. Selma Martin

      Thanks, Raj– Grandmothers are the best. Thanks for reading. xo

  8. Selma Martin

    You’re sweet for sharing that with me, my friend, Jim. Bless your kind heart about the dogs.

  9. Belladonna

    How blessed you all were to be together for so long. What a blessing.

    1. Selma Martin

      Thanks for your support, my friend. Blessing you again. #2

  10. Cindy Georgakas

    Oh this is a delight and brought back memories of my own grandmother so dear to my heart Selma! 💗

    1. Selma Martin

      Thanks, dear Cindy. Grandmas are the best. I wish everyone A grandmother. 👏

  11. Chitrangada Sharan

    Heartwarming and beautifully expressed. 💕Grandparents are precious indeed.
    I always remember my grandparents with a smile on my face.
    Thank you for sharing this beautiful post.

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