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Of Foul Rants and Malodorous Habits #Day19 #NaPoWriMo

A CLARIHEW AND TWO LIMERICKS

There lived a word hoarder fondly known as The Bard
Whose eyes could smell onions, and he smelled of lard
He often had gripes; words he couldn't keep hidden 
The biggest put-downer-- the pride and joy of Great Britain 

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There's this thing they do on TheTwitter
Ask for links, and that'd make you feel chipper
That list would grow long
They'd string you along
Talk to the hand, I'm done being a sucker
 
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Social media-- the suck-life of behavioral addiction
It modifies your mood, imagine-- What in tarnation!
Has you craving more like a merry-go-round
your feet suspended, never touching the ground
Oh, social media-- right prescription for wrong religion 
 
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Felicitations to my new friend for obtaining the featured participant honor today. Yay!

Poem Dive, where the chapter title “The Answer Squash,” from Day 19’s prompt, led to a deliriously rollicking trip to the produce aisle.” ~ NaPoWriMo

Today, I’d like to challenge you to write a humorous rant. In this poem, you may excoriate to your heart’s content all the things that get on your nerves. Perhaps it’s people who tailgate when driving, or don’t put the caps back on pens after they use them. Or the raccoons who get into your garbage cans. For inspiration, perhaps you might look to this list of Shakespearean insults. Or, for all of you who grew up on cartoons from the 1980s, perhaps this compendium of Skeletor’s Best Insults might provide some insight.
Happy writing!

Thanks for sticking with me this fantabulous month of April, my friends. But did you know that we have a mere dozen more days to go? Yup, You’ve been wonderful to me, and I’m so glad I have you coming to read. Thank you, and as always, I wish you miracles. xoxo, Selma.

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  1. Kathryn LeRoy

    Oh Selma, you captured my feelings about social media today! I also loved the phrase, “word hoarder.”

    1. Selma Martin

      Yeah, isn’t it pathetic? Something needs to change.
      A word hoarder — that famous man. He had a filthy mouth too. Sheesh. He hoarded.
      Kathryn, thanks so much for reading and commenting. I appreciate you. Wishing you more miracles.

  2. Gloria

    Oh, the merry go round circus that has us spinning to a destructive daze!

    1. Selma Martin

      Yup, that’s the one. We become The Products of The Thing then. How did this happen? Let’s get our lives back.
      Thanks for the comment, G. You bless me with your support. Be well. I wish you miracles.

    1. Selma Martin

      Thanks for commenting. I always knew I’m not alone in this. Be well, dear friend. I wish you miracles. xo

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